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Thursday, January 01, 2009

The Best Person for the Job

Resimay

To hoom it mae consern,

I wont to apply for the offiss job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im looking for a Job as a offiser but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.





Employer's response:

Dear Bryan,

It's OK sweety, we've got spell check. When can you start?

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